jaimielannister:

10th-man-down:

WHY ISNT ANYOEN CALLING THIS THE PANDOM IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY

socially-awkward-nerdchick:

ayamekichida:

i cant be the only one who thought of this

I scREAMED SO LOUD

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

disorder:

• REBLOG this if you want me to make you a GIF like this with your URL on and submit it to you

• Everyone will get one without exception

• I will start making them this weekend

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

moraniarty:

iamsexy:

Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.

omg yeah such a lotr rip off

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN

In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles

In victorian London

NO SHIT

DIE

Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside his mother

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

Protip: It is.

I… what?

…die

Eragon

rememberthesparklepartybro:

What the hell kinda question is that, Arthur? 

I-I guess I’d let Texas become independent. I mean they did want to at one point, right? And I’d like to keep Florida where it is if ya don’t mind.

I can live without glasses.

God I feel naked without ‘em. 

thatdrumsbeatingloudandclear:

Different kinds of porn.

niall-wh0rean:

so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.

I beg to differ.

tapdancers:

malformalady:

Hundreds of jellyfish washed up on a beach

there must be at least 40

ragelfragel:

source

I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOD I’VE ONLY WATCHED THREE EPISODES AND I WANNA WATCH ALL THE SEASONS OH MY WORD. THIS IS SO AMAZINGGGGGGGG Now I know why everyone love Supernaturallllllllllllll 83

santababyyfirefly:

Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach

Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden