WHY ISNT ANYOEN CALLING THIS THE PANDOM IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY
i cant be the only one who thought of this
I scREAMED SO LOUD
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
- REBLOG this if you want me to make you a GIF like this with your URL on and submit it to you
- Everyone will get one without exception
- I will start making them this weekend
Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside his mother
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
Protip: It is.
What the hell kinda question is that, Arthur?
I-I guess I’d let Texas become independent. I mean they did want to at one point, right? And I’d like to keep Florida where it is if ya don’t mind.
I can live without glasses.
God I feel naked without ‘em.
Different kinds of porn.
so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.
I beg to differ.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOD I’VE ONLY WATCHED THREE EPISODES AND I WANNA WATCH ALL THE SEASONS OH MY WORD. THIS IS SO AMAZINGGGGGGGG Now I know why everyone love Supernaturallllllllllllll 83
Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach
Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden