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Allô! This's a mulitfandom blog, so you'll never know what I'll post next! It might be Hetalia, or Homestuck, or Hipster stuff, or even my own stuff! I don't know what else to say, so I'll stop pestering you now >w<
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Hello everyone! I moved into my new house recently, and I finally have my room (half-way) set up with a lotta new stuff! My bed is new and completely amazing, my Paris picture is awesome to look at and think of as a window, and the lights are absolutely adorable! The other part of my room is cluttered with boxes and the like, but this part is nice uvu
And another little announcement; I started up a Rapunzel roleplay blog about a month and a half ago, and I’m near my first 100 followers!!! I’m basically mainly on that blog now instead of this one, so if you wanna stop by and check it out, the URL is:

unconstantstars.tumblr.com

Thanks so much for reading, my lovelies! Have an amazing day/night/etc.!

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#weirdhetaliafangirl #my post #tadaaaaa!

120-cell:

why does everything cool i want to do take so much effort

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afrosinspace:

pluralfloral:

afrosinspace:

Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.

because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon

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captain-fucking-levi:

yeS I FORGOT IT WAS HILAR IOUS TAHT AL L YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS DIED

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uncontrollableforte:

Walking into school on 3-14 like…

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roughhewnends:

spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

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falloutboyonboy:

a dumb comic about some teenagers in love :’) so romantic

full sizes

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’

Amy Schumer [x] (via rashaka)

The number of “get me out of here” tactics women have developed and shared to help each other escape from overly-insistent-to-borderline-predatory dudes in public places should probably be enough evidence of the existence of rape culture all on its own.

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YES

(via ellakrystina)

I especially like how, in the majority of cases, you don’t have to verbally communicate what your signals are to other women. I’ve had women I didn’t even know come save me. Literally every woman recognizes the “Dear god, help me” facial expression, and knows exactly what they should do. We don’t get a handbook for this. We don’t have a sit-down nail polish party where we talk about a standardized woman code for preventing creepers. It’s just part of being a woman.

BUT LOL RAPE CULTURE DOESN’T EXIST.

(via eastberlin)

Yup. I’ve definitely taken strangers by the arm and pulled her aside to go, “Oh my GOD it’s you! How ARE YOU?!? It’s been so long!” and then been like “hey I could overhear that guy who wouldn’t leave you alone so I figured I’d give you an out” and then see their VISIBLY RELIEVED expressions. This is part of girl code, because rape culture is that pervasive.

(via thebicker)

I once had a girl sit on my lap and say “hey baby” after she witnessed a guy (who was easily 20+ years older than me) hitting on me and harassing me for my number even after I told him I was taken. After he got up and left she asked if I was okay. I couldn’t thank her enough times, I even bought her a drink.

(via castielsmiles)

When I was 16 years old, I went to a club with my mother to see a band perform. The part of the club where the concert was taking place was too hot and crowded, and I broke away from it before I had a full anxiety attack, though I was still visibly shaken. As I sat down at the bar, with my clearly marked under-18 hand stamp, an older man sat down next to me and started talking about how much nicer concerts were in his home country. He kept trying to offer me drinks, even though I already had a cup of ice. He would not leave me alone, even after I pointed out my hand stamp. Said that he preferred younger girls. I started to panic again.

A woman that was about 6’1” came over, grabbed me, and about screamed, “Girlfriend! I lost you in the crowd! Come on, your dad’s outside to get us!” She dragged me outside of the club, gave me a hug, and left. I ended up ditching my mum and actually calling my dad to pick me up.

Never ignore the ‘please help me’ face, ladies.

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I still believe in heroes.

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improbablenormality:

themarginistoosmall:

the-selfie-of-dorian-gray:

alert:

alert:

WHAT DO U CALL A DOG THATS A MAGICIAN

A LABRACADABRADOR…

un magichien

#France wins this round

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assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

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#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

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tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

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fuckinglesbian:

brostridersleftball:

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

takethedamncash:

Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.

- messynessychic

it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

I have one of these

SOMEONE BUY ME THIS PLEASE